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First of all. Yes, guys, I’m still alive. Thank you very much. I know nobody asked.

UPDATE: The following Mastodon has been shut down due to server cost reasons.

Second of all, I am trying out this new thing called Mastodon, a decentralized social media platform. You can read more about it here. It only started gaining popularity once Elon Musk took over Twitter recently and turned it into a dumpster fire worse than Rent a Girlfriend lol. It does look very interesting though. It’s pretty much like Twitter, except my actual tweets aren’t buried under countless retweets of cute anime waifus. So, if you wanna see what cute anime girls I’ve been seeing lately, go to my Twitter and get overwhelmed by them. If you wanna see my recent updates or hot takes, go to Mastodon! This website will mostly be blog posts that are more on the technical side of stuff and some major updates. While you are at it, feel free to sign up for an account and explore around! Leave a comment down below for any questions!

Third of all, the reason I’m gone for so long can partially be contributed to two of the best TV shows on this planet: Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. But to be honest, I actually like Better Call Saul better. They are absolutely addicting, more than Walter White’s meth. The other reason is just that I’ve been extensively playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with a free trial up to… okay you know what I meant lol.

Anyway, this is all I have for you right now. Until next time, PEACE!

中文版本：

首先，是的我还活着。谢谢关心，我知道你们没人关心这个问题。

更新: 以下提到的万象服务器已经因为服务器运营费用不足问题关闭。

第二，我在尝试这个叫做Mastodon（万象）的去中心化博客社交网络。如果想要了解更多的话，可以读读这边的维基百科。这个社交平台只有在最近马斯克买下推特并且把它变成了比《租借女友》还垃圾的垃圾之后才渐渐获得了知名度哈哈哈。不过这个东西确实看着挺有意思。这玩意和推特差不多，除了我发的文不会被转发的各种二次元美少女淹没之外（x。所以，如果你想看我最近在看什么二次元美少女的话，请去看看我的推特然后被她们淹没吧！如果你想看我的近况更新，以及我的一些没用废话的话，那么就去Mastodon吧！这个网站发表的博客，大多都会是一些比较技术性的东西，以及一些很主要的更新。如果感兴趣的话，请务必注册一个账号，然后到处探索一番！如果有任何问题，可以在底下留言！

第三，我之所以消失了这么久，一部分原因得怪两部这世界上最好看的电视剧：《绝命毒师》和《风骚律师》。不过说实话，我更喜欢《风骚律师》。这两部电视剧实在是太上瘾了，简直比《绝命毒师》男主做的冰毒还上瘾。另一部分原因则是因为我一直在玩一部非常好玩的MMORPG，叫做《最终幻想14》，一刀9999，坐骑点击就送，是兄弟就来玩（不是x

总之，以上就是我的近况更新。我们下次见啦。PEACE！！